In
a nationally televised speech last night, President George W. Bush
urged using State of Denial, the new book by Washington Post reporter
Bob Woodward, as an alternative fuel source by burning millions of
copies of the book.
The president, who in his State of the Union
address in January declared that the United States was "addicted to
oil," said that by burning the entire print run of the Woodward book
the U.S. could once and for all end its dependence on Middle Eastern
petroleum.
"For some time, our nation has been looking for a
cheap, plentiful alternative to Middle Eastern oil," Mr. Bush told the
nation. "I have personally burned one hundred copies of Bob Woodward’s
book and I can tell you that it burns cleanly and efficiently."
While
many Republicans in Congress applauded Mr. Bush’s suggestion to use Mr.
Woodward’s book as an alternative source of energy, Professor Davis
Logsdon of the University of Minnesota warned that State of Denial,
while a national bestseller, was not a renewable fuel source.
"Burning
Bob Woodward’s book is not a long-term solution to America’s energy
problem," Professor Logsdon said. "When all of the copies of State of
Denial have been burned, what then?"
Responding to Professor
Logsdon’s criticism, White House spokesman Tony Snow offered this
response: "Colin Powell has a book coming out next week."
Elsewhere,
announcing his plans to enter rehab, former Rep. Mark Foley (R-Fla)
said, "I am grateful for the support of all my friends, especially the
ones on MySpace."