(thx Paul)
This guy’s Mac fell three stories, and his data actually survived. Ouch!
Leah Culver’s offer for sponsors to fund a new MacBook Pro was answered by quite a few contributors, including her Mom & Dad (bottom right). Here she is getting her new baby laser engraved for her supporters.
You’ve gotta love inspirational (MacBook Pro) stories like this!
SF Gate Columnist Mark Morford loves his new MacBook Pro so much that he wants to lick it. [Join the club!]

"I have right here in my hot little hands that actually aren’t all that little and are only slightly warm at the moment a brand new lick-ready smooth-as-love Apple MacBook Pro Core 2 Duo Super Orgasm Deluxe Ultrahard Modern Computing Device Designed by God Herself Somewhere in the Deep Moist Vulva of Cupertino Yes Yes Don’t Stop Oh My God Yes.
I believe that is the actual name of the product. I might be wrong. I do not really care.
This machine, this silky hunk of aluminum and wire and divine Chinese factory-made love, was recently delivered into my hands by a squad of naked cooing angels who all happened to look exactly like Jenna Jameson or perhaps Eva Green and who also gave me a free foot massage and four hits of premium Ecstasy and a complimentary 3-hour tongue bath, all at the same time."
Yes, I know all of you are very concerned about my MacBook Pro’s deliverageness (sp?) from Shanghai, thru Anchorage, and down to Vancouver, by way of Memphis.
It will be mere days now before I’ll be seeing my own MacBook Pro unpacked like the pics here. Yummy!
Here’s some early test results of a Core 2 Duo MacBook Pro by AppleInsider.
Also, here’s an interesting dissection of a Core 2 Duo MacBook Pro by iFixit.
UPDATE: Delivered at 9:18 to a receptionist named "Donnay". Ok, it’s half way home. Now Mom has to send it back down south – but this time much further East!
| Nov 1, 2006 | 9:18 AM |
Delivered |
VANCOUVER, BC |